Turkey day is soon upon us!

Turkey day will soon be upon us once again, and this year I plan to experiment a little with what I take to various thanksgiving diners. I've looked high, and I've looked low, and after all of that searching I found chicken puffs. It's like a crab rangoon, but with chicken and instead of using a wonton wrap, you use canned crescent roll dough. They sure sound awesome, right? I guess I'll just have to make them and see for myself, maybe blog about them afterwords. No promises though, I do happen to be a rather lazy individual.

Anyway, enough about the chicken puffs, and on with the pie! I've heard from the grape vine that I may be eating several different kinds of pie, including dutch apple. I can only be so lucky.

I swear, with as much as I intend on eating, I should go on a couple day, liquids only fast. I might just do that. Maybe even live on crystal light and chicken broth. Nah. That would be morally wrong. You don't sick a hungry fat guy on a table of food. You just don't. Even if the hungry fat guy is your self.