fitness

Friday, October 25, 2013

A couple of stolen exercises

That's right, stolen. And if not stolen, definitely borrowed with out permission. The important thing is, at least I'm being honest about it. In fact, here's the link to where I got them from.

Toe Tap - A Pilates Move That's Tougher Than It Sounds


Pilates classes are all about your midsection, so many pilates exercises can be great for core control, says Elizabeth Burwell, a personal trainer and owner of High Performance in Greenville, S.C..The toe tap, for instance, can deliver great results. To do it, lie on your back with your knees bent 90 degrees in a "table top" position, so your calves and shins are parallel to the floor. Without changing the bend in your knees – and, most importantly, without allowing any part of your lower back to arch up and lose contact with the floor -- lower one leg to the floor until your toe taps the ground. Bring it back to start, and lower the other leg. Try for 10 or more reps. Too easy? Double up: Lower both legs together, keeping the same bend in your knee as you lower and raise.


Leg Raise - Do This Core Move Every Day


For simple, total body fitness, Jared Meachem recommends his clients do three things: plank, crawl, and leg raise. The last one combines strength and balance. Lie face up with arms and legs straight. Keeping a natural curve in your spine, tighten your core and slowly raise your legs so that your thighs are perpendicular to the floor. Return to start, and repeat. Try it on a bar: Hang with your hands directly above your shoulders, your body forming a straight line. Maintain a tight core as you bend your hips to lift your thighs up until they're at least parallel with the floor -- for an easier version, perform the move with bent knees.


Take Leg Raises to the Next Level


For a more difficult version of leg raises, keep your legs straight. And for a serious challenge, try to bring your feet up to the bar while maintaining a rigid torso and straight knees.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

random stuff news

Ah life, sometimes it's awesome, other times its as if you've been seized by the base of your snarglies. Recently my computer kicked the bucket and has gone on to silicon heaven, resting place of all things electronic (also known as the recycling center). Also, my folding bike is in need of some tlc.

Friday, August 23, 2013

mmmmm foood!

To your left you will see what I had for dinner the other night. Mashed potato baked chicken, corn on the cob and garlic mashed potatoes. Absolutely delicious!

To top it off, it was made by yours truly. Sprinkled a little mexican cheese on top for the last ten minutes.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

food for thought... or more accurately, thoughts of food pt. II

In the debate of carnivore vs vegetarian I ride the line. If it weren't for the fact that I love a good juicy steak, slow smoked ribs & all the chicken products you can shake a stick at, I would be a vegetarian. I freely admit it with out shame, I am a proud omnivore. With a preference towards poultry as far as meat goes. And bacon, can't forget the bacon.

Anyway, lately I've been visiting some vegetarian & vegan blogs and some of the products made for the non meat eating population are intriguing. Mind blowing even. As a lover of all thing poultry, I can't really imagine a chicken-less nugget, but they make them and apparently they taste like chicken enough that you could sneak them onto a non-vegetarians plate with out a hassle. At least that's what the vegan who ate them and blogged about them claims. Personally, I find a product that looks, smells, tastes, but isn't chicken to be a very scary thing.

As far as I'm concerned I would make a lousy vegetarian. I just like meat far to much to give it up for some pale imitation, so I'll settle for being a meat light omnivore. Now, if the ever come up with a star trek-like protein resequencer, A.K.A. the food replicator, well, I might just go the route of the vegetarian. Although that technology probably wouldn't get me to be a real vegetarian either, what with the whole toilet to table aspect, after all, who knows where the "resequenced protein" is coming from. 

Saturday, July 27, 2013

uhg...

This has been a terrible couple months! Walking everywhere sucks more than a cheap date with the clap. I say this because I have been plagued by bicycle problems over and over again. My trek 830 was pronounced dead last month, my folding bike has a stripped crank arm (of which I thought was fixed at one point), and I've put so many miles on my shoes I wore a hole in the bottom of them! I'm almost to the point where purchasing a new one doesn't sound like a bad idea. And I don't mean a new used one either. I mean a brand new, just got put together that morning at the shop new.

Monday, July 1, 2013

fortune or mis-fortune?

I got this "fortune" in my authentic american chinese fortune cookie the last time I ordered chinese take out. And despite what it says, I most definitely did. Wouldn't you?

Honestly, it sort of reminded me of the doctor who episode where the doctor leaves a message on a bunch of tapes as easter eggs. It involves the weeping angels... can't remember the name of the episode though. Oh well.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

I saw awsome!

Today I saw a rickshaw. I was walking to the grocery store when I seen this lady pulling two little kids in a pulled rickshaw, not a cycle rickshaw or an auto rickshaw, but a pulled rickshaw. It was the highlight of my day, as sad as that my sound.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Peachy smoothie

Yet another smoothie recipe, sheesh! And no flax seed! Holy popes hat batman!

2 cups ice
half a banana, sliced (size doesn't matter... in this case)
1 tangelo, peeled
1 can peach halves in 100% juice
5 small strawberries, sliced
2 cups raspberry lemonade flavored water

blend in liquify for about 1 - 1 1/2 minutes. makes two smoothies.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Happy holiday!

It's that time of year again, April 20. 4:20. 420. Four twenty. No matter how you say it, you know what it is. It's a time of celebration for some, while being an annoyance to others. For me... it's the day I pull up the carpet in my laundry room.

Just wanted to wish everyone a happy holiday.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Eat, Fast and live longer


Eat, Fast & Live Longer HD by limoslight

 I saw this on PBS the other day and was blown away by the concepts in it, especially by the 5:2 diet results. Makes me think about trying such a thing it does. Anyway, after seeing it on PBS I decided to look it up on the internet, that way I could watch it as many times as I wanted. Now I'm sharing it with any and all of you who may or may not actually view my blog.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Tasty smoothie

This is yet another tasty smoothie

1Tbsp flax seed
1 cup crushed ice
1 can fruit cocktail
1 tangelo, peeled and sectioned
2 cups cherry pomegranate crystal light

Pulse a couple times before setting to liquify for about 2 minutes. Tasty as heck.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Home Body Weight Circuit

Home Body Weight Circuit


The previous three workouts used cardio machines, weights, or some combination of both. But what if you’re holed up at home with nothing but your own body weight, or you don’t feel like going to the gym because you’re worried about the hidden dangers lurking there? Try this workout:


  • Do 10 push-ups or knee push-ups

  • Then stand and do 15-20 jumping jacks

  • Next to 10 squats or lunges

  • Then do 15-20 more jumping jacks

  • Next, move on to 10 crunches, again followed by 15-20 jumping jacks

  • Finally, pick a set of dumbbells off the floor and lift them overhead up and down a total of ten times

  • Then finish with a final series of 15-20 jumping jacks


To maximize fat loss, you should keep your body “guessing,” so try to switch workouts up as often as possible. You can, for example, cycle between 3 of the workouts I mentioned each week, with easy cardio or sports on the non-circuit days.

 -taken from http://getfitguy.quickanddirtytips.com

Monday, April 1, 2013

Least visited countries in the world

For some travelers, getting off the beaten path is a point of pride, a way to see the parts of the world that don’t make it into glossy guidebooks.
But how many of those same adventurous travelers would be willing to visit, say, Somalia?
About 500, it turns out. At least, that’s how many tourists found their way to the war-torn east African nation last year.

That makes Somalia the second-least visited country in the world, after the tiny pacific island nation Nauru, according to a recent list compiled by travel writer Gunnar Garfors from UN statistics.

Little Nauru – 8.1 square miles in size, population 9,378 – got just 200 visitors last year, and it’s pretty clear why.

“There is almost nothing to see there,” writes Garfors, “as most of the island … is a large open phosphate mine.”

Indeed, most of the world’s least visited countries seem to fall in one of two categories. There are the Naurus, where you’ll puzzle over what to do, and the Somalias, where it’s simply too dangerous to do much of anything at all. (As Somalia’s Wikitravel page aptly notes, “the easiest method for staying safe in Somalia is not to go in the first place.”)

Most of the “nothing to do” countries are the crumbs that dust a map of the Pacific Ocean: the Federated States of Micronesia, the Solomon Islands, Kiribati, and Tuvalu. The latter shares with the Maldives the dubious distinction of having "highest elevation points" that are the lowest on earth – 15 feet above sea level. Visit while you can, as rising sea levels could make the island uninhabitable within a century.

As for the “too dangerous” countries, the list reads like a global primer in political conflict. For instance, despite its pristine national parks full of wild gorillas and elephants, the perpetually ungovernable Central African Republic (#23) is an unpopular destination for tourists. And its stock will likely continue to plummet – last week a rebel alliance seized the capital, Bangui, and the president fled to neighboring Cameroon.

Afghanistan (#10) also suffers from tourism-deflating instability, which keeps visitors away from its rugged peaks, ancient Buddhist monuments, and Islamic holy sites, including the 12th-century Minaret of Jam, a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

“The Taliban have a message for foreign tourists who come to Afghanistan, especially if they are from any of the 50 countries that are part of the NATO-led coalition supporting the government: Big mistake,” writes The New York Times.

Other countries on the list, like Guinea Bissau (#14), Libya (#15), and East Timor (#18), have seen their reputations – and infrastructure – hobbled by recent wars or uprisings.

But not every country on the list is too dangerous or boring to visit. A few are simply effectively sealed off to the outside world.

All foreign visitors to North Korea (#16) are limited to a state-curated itinerary and must have an official government “minder” by their side at all times. But for the few Western tourists who venture into the country, that’s part of the appeal. “You will rarely get to see propaganda done more explicitly,” Garfors writes.

Except, perhaps, in Turkmenistan (#7), where visitors who brave the onerous Soviet-esque visa application process are rewarded with sites like a 50-foot golden statue of former dictator Saparmurat Niyazov in the capital Ashgabat, which rotates throughout the day to face the sun. But the country’s most indisputably impressive site is a massive flaming crater deep in the Karakum Desert. Measuring 230 feet across and almost 70 feet deep, the so-called “Door to Hell” has been burning continuously since Soviet scientists lit it on fire in 1971.

Obscure? Yes. But that's part of the charm.


http://travel.yahoo.com/ideas/least-visited-countries-in-the-world-201146242.html
 I in no way wrote the above article, all I did was copy and paste it here. I did it for the express purpose of saving this list for future reference.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Lazy smoothie II

Lazy smoothie II

1 can triple cherry fruit cocktail
2 cups cherry pomegranate crystal light
1 cup crushed ice

This was, by far, my smoothest smoothie to date and will definitely be made again and again.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

'nother smoothie

semi-tropical smoothie

1 1lb can crushed pineapple
6oz peach mango crystal light
6oz cherry pomegranate crystal light
4oz five alive citrus juice
1/2 a frozen banana
1 cup ice

Tastes awesome but still chunky despite blending longer. Oh well, I'll get used to it and then it won't bother me as much. Still, kind of odd that people go out of there way to make/buy a drink that chewing is an option.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Folding Bike news

I've owned the iped folding bicycle for about 4 months now and am not exactly thrilled with it. The front of the peddle on the chin side snapped off while riding; that was 3 months ago. I can live with a cosmetic issue like a snapped peddle. Just buy a replacement. Now, just the other day while I was riding across town the non-chain side crank arm came loose. Bad loose. To the point that it seemed it'd be a better idea to walk the bike rather than ride it. As the saying goes: If I'm walking, my bikes broke.

I'm going to take it to a bike shop so they can fix it for me. That way, if something goes wrong with it after they mess with it, I got some one to blame. Might take in the front rim of my other bike while I'm at it. Or, even better, I can "recycle" the folder and take my purple trek in for a tune up... maybe more. After that I could save up for a different folder. Possibly even an orange one.

Monday, March 18, 2013

lazy smoothie

The lazy smoothie, just throw it together and it's good to go.

1 can apricot's, drained (or any other convenient canned fruit)
1 cup five alive  (doesn't matter what juice is used, not really)
1 apple, peeled and sliced
1/4 frozen banana
1 cup crushed ice

Pretty much tastes like apple and apricot; wasn't too bad but could have blended it longer. Next time I'll also add more liquid. Possibly double or even triple the liquid.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

smoothies

I'm looking into getting a blender for the sole purpose of making smoothies but I have no idea what to buy, what with all the different brands of blenders and smoothie makers. Do I get the cheapest thing possible, do I get something like say the ~$200 Nutribullet... something in the middle? Seriously, there's crap tonnes of options that range from around $20 all the way to the multi-hundred dollar units. What I'll probably end up doing is what I usually do, get the most no frills unit available. Yep, I'm just that cheap.

As for the smoothies I would make... I'd try and figure out how to do apple pie in a blender. And fruit smoothies, can't really go wrong with those. something like fruit cocktail (seriously, from a can), five alive fruit juice, a banana (because every fruit smoothie recipe I've ever seen has a banana it) and yogurt of some sort (again because that's what goes in a smoothie). Hell, milk and cocoa powder. With a banana.

Monday, February 25, 2013

breakfast?

Everybody knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but what they may not know is that what you eat (or don't eat) for breakfast is every bit as important. For instance pizza, depending on the kind and how much of it you eat, is a healthy breakfast. Sort of. But this isn't about pizza for breakfast, this is about Carnation Breakfast essentials, formerly known as carnation instant breakfast. It's what Ive been drinking for breakfast lately, and though it may not be as filling as leftover pizza, it is butt-loads healthier. Technically.

It's as easy as drinking a glass of milk... ok, it IS drinking a glass of milk, but still. They also make premade bottles that come in a four pack, but I have as of yet to try those. Don't see the point when the mix is cheaper. Any way, one of these little packets & an 8oz glass of milk is considered a complete breakfast and only has slightly more than 200 calories depending on what you mix it with.

On to the flavor. They taste sort of like a chocolate malt, or maybe chocolate malt balls (such as whoppers), either one would be a good description. Quite awesome if you ask me.

All in all, I think it makes an ok breakfast if your in a hurry, aren't normally a breakfast eater or are trying to loose weight. 

ratings:
flavor - 5/5
price - 5/5
speed - 4/5 (have to stir the hell out of it)
satiety - 3/5

total rating - 4/5

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Creating a routine...

And by that I mean an exercise workout routine. The catch is is that I don't have the fainest idea where to start. Maybe find a five minute full body workout (if such a thing could be considered such) and do it a couple times a day, like first thing in the morning and again between lunch and diner? Or find said mythical five minute miracle worker and double or triple it. Yeah, that sounds good. Once I'm done with the first five min. set, repeat from the beginning. Or find a 10 minute workout to go with the five minute one and have a 15 minute workout. Hmmm... Time for me to use the power of the internet to find something other than porn.

Just so happens that after whipping out a search engine, I found a five minute exercise plan on the Huffington Post website. And not long after that I found a 10 minute workout on the Better Homes and Gardens website. Go figure.

Monday, February 11, 2013

The 15-Minute Workout That Tones Your Arms

First and foremost, I would like to say hat the following post, in either it's majority or entirety, was copied from yahoo health and was written by Selene Yeager and the Editors of Women's Health. That said, I would like to point out that even though this is a women's work out routine, there is no reason why it shouldn't work just as well for men as an upper body routine.


15 Minutes to Toned Arms
Strapless dresses expose your upper back, shoulders, upper chest, and arms. This workout will shape all those places. Do these arm exercises one after another with no rest in between. Repeat the circuit, resting a minute between circuits.

1. Standing V Raise

Hold a dumbbell in each hand and stand with your feet shoulder-width apart, arms at your sides, palms in (a). With arms straight but not locked, raise the weights diagonally in front of you, so that your arms form a V shape, until your arms are parallel to the floor (b). Hold for one second, then return to the starting position. Do 12 to 15 reps.

2. Shoulder Press

Holding a pair of dumbbells just above your shoulders, palms facing each other, stand with your feet shoulder-width apart, knees slightly bent (a). Press the weights until your arms are straight overhead (b). Hold for one second, then take three seconds to lower the dumbbells back to your shoulders. Do six to eight reps.

3. Rotating Triceps Kickback
Stand with your knees bent and lean forward slightly, with a dumbbell in each hand. Bend your right elbow to bring the dumbbell to your side, making your upper arm parallel with the floor (a). Press the dumbbell back, and as you straighten your arm, rotate it so that your palm faces the ceiling (b). Rotate it back so that your palm faces in, and return your arm to the bent position. Do 12 to 15 reps with each arm.

4. Pike Walk Pushup Combo
Stand with your feet together, arms at your sides (a). Bend over (it's OK for your knees to be slightly bent) and place your hands or fingertips on the floor in front of you (b). Walk your hands forward until you are in a pushup position and do one pushup (c). Keeping your hands in place, walk your feet forward until they're as close to your hands as possible. That's one rep. Continue moving forward until you've done five or six pushups.

5. Airplane Extension
Lie face-down and extend your arms out at shoulder level with your palms facing the floor (a). Pull your shoulder blades together and lift your arms, legs, and chest off the floor (b). Holding that position, bring your arms forward, reaching past your head (c). Hold for one count, then move them back. Lower yourself to the floor. That's one rep. Do 10 to 15.

6. Crescent Lunge and Row
Grab a dumbbell in your right hand and stand with your feet together, arms at your sides. Lunge forward with your left leg until your left knee is bent 90 degrees. Lower your torso as close as possible to your left knee as you raise your left arm out to the side to shoulder height, palm down (a). Allow the dumbbell in your right hand to hang naturally. Row the dumbbell straight up until your right elbow passes your torso (b). That's one rep. Do 12 to 15, then repeat on the opposite side.

Tip: Start with an eight-pound dumbbell. Don't increase the weight until you've mastered perfect form.

7. T Pushup
Get into a pushup position with your hands on the floor directly below your shoulders (a). Lower yourself to the floor. As you push yourself up, rotate the right side of your body upward, lift your right arm, and roll onto the outside of your left foot. Straighten your right arm so your fingertips point toward the ceiling (b). Hold for one second before returning to the pushup position. Repeat, this time rotating left and reaching up with your left arm. That's one rep. Do five.

And that there is the "15 minute work out" routine. This right here, with some slight modification would be a near perfect routine for me. All I really would have to do is add some situps/crunches variations and some stretches.

Friday, February 8, 2013

food for thought... or more accurately, thoughts of food

I've been looking at all sorts of weight loss products, such as slim fast or carnation instant breakfast, that can be used as a meal replacement or snack.With this in mind, I almost got some slim fast when I went to the store earlier, simply cause I happened to see it while walking down the cereal isle. But I didn't get it. I looked at it, but I didn't get it. I got a variety box of toast 'ems instead. Yep.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

To do list

I have a "to do" list of things to do this year, you know, the usual loose weight, get laid, see the world stuff. This year, riding at least one metric century and maybe one imperial century are on mine. Either one would be impressive for a fat guy on a bike, let alone both. but I'm going to aim high and attempt to do both. Hell if that goes well, I might even go for more than one metric. Pffffttttttt, riiight. One metric will be cool with me. Who knows, I might even get a buddy or two of mine to do this with me.

Seriously though, I might try for a metric per quarter. Once every four months go and ride ~62 miles or 100 kilometers. Shouldn't be much of a problem, right? Especially if I work up to it. Now I just need to get back into the habit of taking long bike rides.

I suppose the only question I would have left if indeed I did decide to do the metric, should it be one long ass loop or should it be laps. Personally, I'm all for laps. Three 21 mile laps would do quite nicely. On the other hand, the pros do it as on big loop, which I suppose would  make it the proper way to do it.

Friday, January 25, 2013

mmmmm yum!

This is a picture of dinner tonight, the ever tasty chicken broccoli casserole. Tasty stuff. And to think, all I did was add chicken to a vegetarian recipe. Every one who tries it, likes it.

note: I took this picture about 10 minutes after pulling it from the oven

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

soup

I stumbled upon (went looking for) a recipe for a soup using cabbage in it. And I found several. Most of them had tons of sodium.



Healing Cabbage Soup. It sounds good, and by that I mean, I like soup and I'll at least give it a shot. Hell, look at the pictures, doesn't that look good? Make a grilled Provolone cheese on rye bread and you got diner.

The first picture (above) is the photo you first see when you go to the page this recipe is on. The one on the right though, looks like they substituted chicken stock for the water and bullion. The one on the right also looks much tastier than the one above. When I go to make this, that's the route I'll go, stock instead of bullion and water. Probably less salt that way too.

Friday, January 18, 2013

11.5 inch subs?

I read a news article yesterday about subway shorting its customers. Literally. Their subs average 11 - 11.5 inches in length at most stores. Yep. It's bad enough that not all stores participate with the $5 foot long advertisements, but now it seems they've been shorting people on their subs for years. Not cool. Doesn't mean I won't keep eating there though, after all, can't realy beat a nearly foot long sandwich for around $5.

To anybody who is reading this (yea, right) and also happens to run a blog, I have just one question to ask of you: How do you make a poll? Seriously. Just leave me a comment in the 'lil comment box right below.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Happy New Year!!!!!

Like many people this year, I too have made one of the most often broke promises, my new years resolution is to loose weight. Yep. So I guess today is as good as any to "start".

I suppose the best way to start would be to do more than just say "I'm going to lose weight ". Something more concrete, a plan of sorts. And more than just "eat less". Calorie counting, light exercise, and bicycle riding sound like a good place to start.

breakfast: coffee and instant oat meal



To my surprise, the single serving I had of oatmeal was fairly filling. Normally I eat two at a time... eh, oh well.